Goddess, Domesticated » Confessions

Stavros Flatley

Psyche — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:37:18 +0000

Here is a bit of hilarity to lighten the mood on this dreaded Tax Day. I admit laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my face.

Zombie Jesus?

Psyche — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:35:14 +0000

My two year old thinks Jesus is a zombie.

A few weeks ago, he heard someone discussing the story of Jesus’ death and resurrection. Quite honestly I did not even know he was paying attention, because, well, he’s two and one would think that sort of concept would be way over his head. One would think.

On Easter Sunday, he heard a clip on the television and the conversation went like this:

Him: Mama?
Moi: Yes, baby?
Him: Jesus zombie, Mama!
Moi: Why do you say that?
Him: Jesus dead. Jesus alive. Jesus zombie!
Moi: blinks

I do not think I am going to try to explain the story of Lazarus to him anytime soon.

Susan Boyle – Remember That Name

Psyche — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 10:08:01 +0000

I have a confession to make. I have a secret crush on Simon Cowell. What can I say, I adore his wit, snark and sardonic sense of humour.

While I am not a big fan of American Idol, I do really enjoy Britain’s Got Talent. I like the variety of the different acts and the overall feel of the show is more fun.

Season 3 began last night and I was absolutely stunned to tears when I saw the following performance by Susan Boyle. And never before have I ever seen Simon so completely gobsmacked.

Susan Boyle dreamed a dream, and now she is living it.

Oh no!

Psyche — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:48:35 +0000

They captured the Easter Bunny!

Is it bad that I want one of those?

Happy Full Moon!

Psyche — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:35:32 +0000

You know how I know it is a full moon? His Toddlerness is still awake, at 1:30 am!

I have no clue why but he is very in tune with the moon and he has been this way since birth. It is a full moon it is guaranteed that his sleep schedule will be that of a vampire… or werewolf. Hmmm… he is furry enough. As a newborn, he used to howl at night whenever it was a full moon. It really did sound like he was howling “Aaah-rooooo!”