My two year old thinks Jesus is a zombie.
A few weeks ago, he heard someone discussing the story of Jesus’ death and resurrection. Quite honestly I did not even know he was paying attention, because, well, he’s two and one would think that sort of concept would be way over his head. One would think.
On Easter Sunday, he heard a clip on the television and the conversation went like this:
Him: Mama?
Moi: Yes, baby?
Him: Jesus zombie, Mama!
Moi: Why do you say that?
Him: Jesus dead. Jesus alive. Jesus zombie!
Moi: blinks
I do not think I am going to try to explain the story of Lazarus to him anytime soon.






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AWESOME!!!